[2003-09-28 - 2:16 p.m.] - my diamonds are reckless

after hayden's football game.

mom: I saw you out there, teaching the other boys that body-butt.

hayden: what's a body-butt?

mom: what do you call it when you throw your body all along the other boy's body?

me: I call it--

mom: say nothing.

*

also, guess who's quilting. me! ahahahahhaHAHHAH! you poor bastards.


--Alestar
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