I have Paula Abdul's "Promise of a New Day" stuck in my head.

I bought a tulip but I can't stop it from dying. I water it so that the soil is continuously moist, like the directions say, and I keep it away from the cold but in the sunlight, and I even talk to it some, but all it does is turn yellower and yellower. The ivy plant is holding up okay. It looks shiny and satisfied.

March first, over heah.