My tab key is jacked up.

News on Lance and Joey's upcoming romantic comedy-- Lance is a preppy little Banana Republic boy who rides the L every day. His best friend is Joey . .

who sings in a punk band with Richie Sambora. I kid you not. He's got skunky, spikey hair, and a t-shirt with a picture of Satan on it that says, "God's busy, can I help you?"

And then, I don't know, Lance meets some chick. We only care because we see the flicker of disappointed pain in Joey's eyes before it's ruthlessly squashed in a tide of punk-rock fury.

*howls*

Bed, now.

"I *always* want chocolate cake," Joey said, staring at Lance's exposed throat, golden with a summer tan, collarbones visible in the deep V of his shirt.
~ Julad, "The Exception To the Rule"

--Alestar.
we'll create a host of little scars.