[2001-03-09 - 02:51:09] - coffee run



Pebblin: Hey, brb-- coffee run.

Alestar213: Damn you. You're holding up progress here, y'know.

Alestar213: . . .

Alestar213: hee. www.lonely.com is a hardcore porn site.

Alestar213: That's really sad.

Alestar213: Dude-- nsync isn't touring anywhere even vaguely near here. The closest place is, like, Mississippi.

Alestar213: They vex me.

Alestar213: You vex me.

Alestar213: Look what you've done to me. I'm looking around at the nsync.com store, because I'm bored. They have an exclusive "nsync red monkey" watch.

Alestar213: Red monkey, doo.

Alestar213: also: the nsync red tanktop and panty set. That is so kinky.


--oh my god, Pebblin. I want nsync underwear. Jesus christ.

Alestar213: They have an *nsync thong. The advertisement:

"Now, you can get most intimate with *NSYNC!"

Alestar213: These people have no shame.

Alestar213: But, wow. I'm loving this stuff.

Alestar213: The *Nsync Backstage Pass Game. hunh. What could that possibly consist of? --roll the dice, move three spaces, list off the guys' middle names . . if you get them wrong you have to say you're gay and buy all the other players a coke. and go back five spaces.

Pebblin: *laughs*

Alestar213: hey! Got coffee?

Pebblin: Yeah, I got it.

Pebblin: God. My sister's probably seen what you've typed. You gotta chill on that type of talk when I'm not around.

Alestar213: *laughs*

Alestar213: Well, I mean. She needs to know what's out there, too, man. It's a rough world.

Pebblin: Dude. She can wait as far as _that's_ concerned, ya freak. ;)

Pebblin: You want nsync undies? You'd wear their thong? No, wait-- I don't wanna know.

Alestar213: um-- I think I might. Dude, it's totally cute. Bad dyke, bad dyke!

Pebblin: *chuckles* That you are, yo.


Hey, Devon.

I woke up this morning and the sun was gone.

Alestar,
screw your thirst. obey your radio.


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