[2001-01-09 - 23:36:19] - divine sodomy
Dorina: Shoo. Well, what have you done tonight?
Dorina: Or not.
Dorina: Okay....what have you eaten today?
Alestar213: Well, there is always *nsync sexy goodness. And then I read through all the stuff I've written that makes me feel good about myself-- which isn't much. And then I watched the new episode of Oz, which was fucking awesome. Oh, and I took Christina to church. It was so creepy. They made me go into the sanctuary to find extra bibles, and it was all dark, and I got that same feeling you get when you go into a haunted place where bad things have happened. It was eh.
Alestar213: I already told you that. White made me lasagna.
Dorina: and fell asleep.
Alestar213: Also: a peanut butter banana.
Dorina: cool.
Alestar213: It was weird, listening to Christina's little people church thing.
Alestar213: Listening to this woman try to philosophize these little children.
Dorina: God, you went to sunday school with her?
Alestar213: --You ask me these questions, and then you don't listen to my answers. I feel so neglected. *sobs*
Dorina: i'm sorry...hang on...
Alestar213: *laughs*
Alestar213: Bitch.
Dorina: Where's Christina's church?
Alestar213: It's in Loudon. It's the big Methodist one, on Main Street. Or, whatever the big one through town is. Mulberry Street.
Dorina: Lyndsay's church?
Alestar213: Oh, I don't know. I guess it must be the one she used to go to, because it's the one that Ms. Arp goes to-- and that was the same one, right?
Dorina: Yeah.
Dorina: We've been in there before. Bleh. Churches.
Alestar213: *nods* Bleh.
Alestar213: There are all these pictures of Jesus. And, you know, to a kid-- pictures of Jesus don't mean anything.
Dorina: Except they burn Jesus into their minds.
Alestar213: Right. It becomes an icon, instead of a picture or an actual idea.
Alestar213: And "God loves you"-- that doesn't mean anything either. They say it, but they don't think about it, and if they did, they'd only process the little kid fact that this guy "God" doesn't give them candy or teach them to ride bikes or hold them when they're sick.
Dorina: That's true. If god loves you, how come he never comes around?
Dorina: god is a derelict father.
Alestar213: Right. That's the only thing little kids think about. Except in the wrath of god way. But teachers don't want their children to think about that.
Dorina: But they friggin' teach it to them! Burn the wrath of God into their psyches.
Alestar213: Not so much the Methodists.
Alestar213: They're on the low end of the wrath-of-god scale.
Dorina: I was a baptist. i got the wrath of god in the ass.
Alestar213: hee. Good imagery.
Alestar213: "If you don't behave, God is going to give it to you in the ass!!"
Dorina: ACK!
Alestar213: *cackles* I love that.
Alestar213: God is the divine sodomist.
Dorina: Heavenly buggerings.
Alestar213: And verily He shalt smitest thine wicked heart with His great unlubricated thrusts.
Dorina: that's good...
I find-- Anna Panquin tremendously irritating. Let the fact that I don't care *how* you spell her name be a testiment to that. First of all, she's really girly. And she can't do a Southern accent to save her life. And she screams really shrilly and her head is really big. Freakishly large.
Pebblin, on the other hand. She sent me a t-shirt that says "Hottie", and I've been wearing it everywhere. Pebblin's really cool.
That's all I have to say for right now. I'm just updating for updating's sake. So you'll know I'm still here.
--Also, classes begin again tomorrow. I find the whole thing depressing. I'm tired of all these stops and starts, because nothing ever really changes.
We'll talk about that sometime. Love--
Alestar
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