hee. Boys who wear tight clothes and talk. They make cute quotes.

There's Lance. The guy with the hard job of being the gayest member of a boyband.

"ABBA was such an influential part of my life."

"Peroxide is my lifeline. If you don't have control over your hair, how can you have control over your life?"

"I'm really glad Justin's dating Britney. She's my favorite shopping partner."

"Sometimes women are really scary. They're just... I don't know."

"I know I channel my own Ricky deep inside when I'm dancing."

"Sometimes you have to do things to keep you grounded and remember where you came from. Dusting does that for me."

"No, it doesn't bother me that people think I'm gay. Because it's not a big deal anymore. Except in Mississippi. Yeah. Haha."

And there's JC. The Tortured Arist. Of NSync.

"I have a really close relationship with God. He was the inspiration for Space Cowboy, because he's like the ultimate Space Cowboy, you know?"

"I really feel that me and Mozart are like equally talented. He's my man. He'd understand what I'm going through."

"I may only have a handful of songs recorded, but I have notebooks and notebooks of songs about the human spirit. And girls too."

"Beading is my escape."

Joey is the guy who told an interviewer he wasn't sure if he had children or not.

"People worry about the statutory thing. But age is just a number, you know?"

"Stripping is an art form."

"Our bodyguard Dre knows what I look for in a woman."

"Boybands aren't too popular in Brooklyn. I think a lot of people want to kick my ass."

Chris is the one that people like me feel the least shameful about liking.

"Joey thinks he's better because he was the Wolfman. But The Wolfman? Please. I was in a barbershop quartet, okay? That's a marketable skill."

"We don't need respect or album sales. What we need are Jello shots."

"I see them making fun of me behind my back. 'Oooh, hotshot Chris, he has his own clothing line! He thinks he's a big man!' Just you wait. When the band goes under, they'll be knocking on my door, asking for a job."

"Sometimes I like to sit around and tear up old magazines."

"Yeah, sometimes I get tired of being the crazy one. No one thinks I read Nietzche. But I do."

"Yo! They've got free cheese in the dining room!"

And lastly, Justin. The Pretty Boy.

"The only time I really feel alive is when people are chanting my name."

"I have a great ass."

And here's a collective quote.

JC: Yeah, we cry sometimes. You feel lonely. Isolated. I think that's normal.
Chris: You cry? Not I!
Lance: Chris cries when he reads fanmail.
Justin: Chris cried every night the first week of our tour.
Chris: Well. So did you.
Joey: *laughs*

I am completely happy.